Matryoshka69’s Weblog

actually, today I woke up feeling like a brand-new person.  the sky was blue, the breeze was nice. i didn’t sleep at all but i put on some red lipstick when i went out (because i felt like it, lipstick!) and people looked at me like a freaking movie star. i studied, and i finally went to the financial aid office. tomorrow i can finally sign up for the loan i’ve been meaning to get for four months. i went to the church on lexington (they like me there because i’m jewish, and that obviously makes me interesting) and breathed in the woody, stony church smell. then i walked out and was immediately accosted by two hippies who asked me to join greenpeace. which i did, bitches. then, just for good measure, i dropped my cell phone into a sewer grate. the corner hot dog men and construction workers immediately swarmed the vicinity to try prying it out with a big metal stick. i didn’t even ask them for help, and they literally rallied to the rescue! i ran to the bank to get some cash to buy fly paper to stick onto the metal thing, and when i came back there were, i shit you not, no less than twelve guys crowding the grate and prying it open with a crowbar. i don’t even know how they got a crowbar. i tried buying them all hot dogs and they wouldn’t have it. one opportunist said he wouldn’t mind a hot dog and the crew almost beat him up. just to desintegrate all the hatred i’ve been harboring for this city. i love new york.

i’m going to move to india to massage the lepers. i’ve already decided.